So I’m having a party before school starts
And one of my friends have brought two other friends with him on previous parties, and so now we’re friends
So I invited them even though they live like five hours away from here, but they both like to party with us and have travelled that distance before because of a party so yeah
And now he’s angry because somehow this means that I want their dick instead of his
Well. First of all. I don’t want his dick, nor have I ever wanted it. Second of all, it’s not my fault his friends are nice and good looking and easy to talk to
THANK YOU GUYS!!!
Lionel Messi (via somiserem-indivisible)
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
FAVORITE MOVIES » Clueless (1995)
↳”Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. I was wrong about Elton, I was wrong about Christian, and now Josh hated me. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, I was just totally clueless.”
I’m currently in Spain, which explains my lack of posts lately. The WiFi sucks, so I won’t be posting anything for another week and a half as well…
When I come home though, you’ll see more of me.
Best of Graham Norton commentary Eurovision Song Contest 2014
There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.
Here it is:
The bad guys are like “Nope, nope, nope, nope - not fucking worth it.”